So I'm sitting out in the car waiting for Mariel to get off work. It's actually a semi nice day, so I have the window down while I listen to a little Death Cab on my Ipod. How very Hipster. Anyways, this guy walks in the vacinity of my car, maybe 10-15 feet away, and he reeks of cigarettes so bad it almost chokes me. Good Lord. I think I'd rather smell BO.
Folks, if you smoke, I'm sorry to say this, but you STINK. Seriously, one time Mariel and I were at Olive Garden in Florida and the server just freakin' REEKED. Like she'd go out and have a smoke every time she left the table. I'll take my meal minus the menthol and nicotine, please.
Bunch of savages in this town. Anyways, you should read your Bible, sirs. You'll find all types of weird shit in there. Like, did you know Jesus was a Jew?
In other news, pizza is good, I've got some U2 going on my Itunes right now, and damn I'm tired.
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